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Monday, May 24, 2010

Violation

So last week I got it in my head that I would play a prank on a few co-workers who were out of the building with kids on a field trip. One of whom had a slight run in with the authorities regarding her lacking a visible parking permit. So I thought making a fake yet convincing ticket and putting it on their cars while they were out would be a great idea. So one afternoon I dove into Excel, found some legit looking icons and "ticket-speak" from the internets, and threw together what you see here.
tickets
Pretty good no? Some highlights include:
  • $500.00 fine for Lewd and/or unsavory behavior (non-administrative).
  • $7.24 fine for Administrative misconduct of a sexual vehicular nature.
  • Possibility of Destaffing and/or rubber room status.
  • Seizure of vehicle, income tax refunds or lottery winnings to satisfy unpaid fines.
  • The fact that the school system doesn't have officers and doesn't give out tickets...
  • All checks must be made payable to our Tech Specialist.
So my victims (mostly) hadn't actually quite noticed all the details to see it was a fake and one took it to my Assistant Principal... who called Security. But my AP got a kick out of it after the fact, and I think it's all cleared up. Now I just need to watch my back a little until I feel said victims aren't going to push me down the stairs, or slash my tires...

5 comments:

Frederick said...

Funny guys can be such a bother when you are already under a lot of stress but they do have great stories to share. Good luck with that back of yours and all 4 tires staying full of air on your own vehicle.

Akshayxpear said...

naice..:) :)


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Big Speck said...

Slick. Warming up for July?

Scenic Artisan said...

hahaha. fantastic man!

Smileyfreak said...

That ticket looked super professional,ever think of maybe selling them?? As a joke you know...to similiar pranksters like yourself :)